This spam is just about the funniest thing I've read in a long time:

From ???@??? Mon Mar 22 20:18:41 2004

From: "Thespians O. Careering" 

To: Dan 

Subject: Up to 80 pnceret off on meedication only here, Dan.

Date: Mon, 22 Mar 2004 17:16:36 -0800



Of whom do I have the honour? :)

Of all base passions, fear is the most accursed.

Dan, searching for a place to purchase medicatiGoFn?

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Your easy solution is here:

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You are absolutely anonymous!

Part of courage is simple consistency.

Any port in a storm.

I think I'm changing my name to Thespians O. Careering.