I had a really strange dream last night. I was at my house and I realized that Sadie was gone. But I knew where she was. So I got in my car and raced over to Dan & Whit's. I saw a shadowy figure duck into the Christmas trees (I'm not even sure if they sell Christmas trees, but they were there in my dream). Thinking I needed protection, I grabbed the air hose for filling up cars.
I snuck in between the trees like a cop on a TV show, swinging the air hose around corners. Then I saw who had Sadie - it was Dick Cheney! I blasted him with the air hose and grabbed Sadie. I put down the air hose and we walked out of the trees. Cheney followed us, and I saw that he had a snub-nosed revolver pointed at me. "You fucking prick," I said to him. "I know you could kill us if you wanted but we are leaving now." I put Sadie in her car seat and drove off.
And then I woke up to the dulcet tones of some NPR personality on my clock radio. There's a chance it had been on for a bit and they were talking about Cheney, but I don't know. I'll take dream interpretations in the comments.
One of us is a cigar stand/And one of us is a lovely blue incandescent guillotine
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
Thursday, December 14, 2006
Spam of the day...
"Obtain degrees from Prestigious non-accredited Universities"
Hey, at least they are honest.
Monday, December 11, 2006
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
Cheap Toy Roundup
Every year I read The Onion's Cheap Toy Roundup, and every year it cracks me up. This year is no exception.
Thursday, November 30, 2006
Old School Ann
This picture was taken when Ann was about 8.5 months pregnant at 5 Olde Nugget Alley in Hanover. It's funny to think that we used to just be able to go out any time we wanted - I really don't even remember what life was like then. On the other hand, it seems impossible to me that Sadie is turning 2 on Saturday. Memory is weird that way, I guess.
That's one reason I'm glad I have this blog. I can click on the archives and find out that I saw "Punch Drunk Love" with Doug and Kristin on Oct. 19, 2002. That's something I never would have remembered otherwise. Anyway, it's been fun posting every day in November, but it was a bit of a grind. I'll try to keep the posting schedule semi-regular, though - I had really been slacking for a while there.
That's one reason I'm glad I have this blog. I can click on the archives and find out that I saw "Punch Drunk Love" with Doug and Kristin on Oct. 19, 2002. That's something I never would have remembered otherwise. Anyway, it's been fun posting every day in November, but it was a bit of a grind. I'll try to keep the posting schedule semi-regular, though - I had really been slacking for a while there.
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