Dr. Seuss Contributes to The Onion

On the fourteenth of March, in towns nationwide,
In every cinema, multiplex, on every barnside,
Gleamed another adapting of one of my books,
CGI-ed and digitized by another sly crook.

The rest is here: Stop Making Movies About My Books.

Shrimp!

I made Dan stop the car so I could capture this sign.


Mmmm. Shrimp.

It's funny because it's true...

Stuff White People Like.

The Pats...

...drove me to drink:

The State of the Union

Get psyched people!