Jeff Tweedy is great:

A piece of art is not a loaf of bread. When someone steals a loaf of bread from the store, that's it. The loaf of bread is gone. When someone downloads a piece of music, it's just data until the listener puts that music back together with their own ears, their mind, their subjective experience. How they perceive your work changes your work.

Monkey Diving. Disturbing, yet fun!

The Baby Blog has arrived.

This would be even funnier if it wasn't true.

Yes, I realize it's lame that my only blog posts involve links to The Onion.

At least The Onion is still funny. "God Puts His Tool Back in Office" indeed.

Maybe I shouldn't have said this.