This guy says what we've all been thinking about kids who soup up their Honda Civics. I can't wait for that trend to end.

That thing got a hemi? Thanks, Slate, for answering a question I've always been afraid to ask for fear that it would somehow refect poorly on my manhood.

Home Sweet Home for the next 5-7 years:

This is what happens when beer snobs go to their college reunion and the free beer is Bud and Bud Light:



We pulled out our wallets and made it right.

We heard the baby's heartbeat for the first time on Thursday. It was as amazing as everyone told me it would be! It did sound a little like a dishwasher as Ann said (more of a whoosh-whoosh than a thump-thump), but considering the heart is probably the size of a thumb tack, it makes sense.

Oh yeah, in case anyone reading this doesn't know, we're having a baby! Right now they are telling us January 3, but they could be wrong. We think (and for tax purposes, I hope) that it will be a little earlier.

The best thing about it was that it took my mind off the collapse of the Olde Towne Teame against the Evil Empire. Trade Garciapopup!