Dolphins armed with toxic dart guns may have escaped from their holding pens because of Hurricane Katrina. Watch out if you are swimming in the gulf!

Squint and read the note Bush is writing in this picture from a Security Council meeting. Funny stuff. (A zoomed in version is here.)

Sears is currently running an ad featuring the song "Phantasies" by Stephen Malkmus.

Very very weird.

The Concord Monitor has a brush with hipness in this week's Onion:

MANCHESTER, NH—An appetizer of radish canapés with salmon mousse served at local French restaurant La Maison de Vin was torn a new asshole this week, according to Concord Monitor food critic Bernard Haberle, who reviewed the establishment in his "Good Eating" column.

On another note, bravo to The Onion for putting their entire archives online for free. If only more real newspapers would do this.
Update: Also, I am very happy to see that they have added RSS feeds as well.