Am I a nerd because this made me really excited? Or is the blog enough?

My company made the BBC! (Of course, they don't mention the name) Don't you love how the Brits use "jab" for "injection"?

Teen Girl Squad...issue 4!

Also, I think Ann's students will be tackling this book tomorrow.

Ahh...The Onion. Why must you turn your satirical barbs toward my beleaguered industry? Looks like I have some new cubicle wallpaper.

No, we can't pull out of Iraq now and spend the money elsewhere. But I was amazed at just how much $87 billion dollars was in relation to some of the other things the federal government spends money on (and some things it doesn't).

I love reading reviews of shitty beer. Here's a great one for Black Label (taken verbatim from BeerAdvocate):

One of my housemates jokingly said bring him back some back label when I asked what kind of beer I should get, and at 5.00 for a 12 pack I figured it was worth the novelty to try it. Wow, was I wrong after pouring my first one and realizing this is one of the sadest looking beers around with a yellow fizzy and thin white head this is the most boring beer I have seen. Aroma is full of cooked vegetables and smells like the burp after drinking a shitty beer, and when it comes to taste it had some sweetness there but it also had this unbearable harsh finish to it just horrible nothing good or positive to say about it. Weak carbonation thin body this beer sucks, and the drinkability you would think at least you could get drunk off of this one right??? Well, I only had a couple of 'em, however my friend who requested drank about five or six and he said he had a mild buzz but he threw in the towel because he said it felt like someone hit him in the head.

It "felt like someone hit him in the head." Priceless.